Most of you have heard the news that Boy Wonder and Red are blessing us with our first grandbaby and it’s about darn time! I will now be joining the “cool grandma club”. I have visions of myself showing all of my friends the 2800 pictures that I will gladly store on my phone. We will ooh and awe over each and every one of them just like I did when they showed me pictures of their precious grandbabies. Afterall, it is my time to gloat, talk and brag excessively about how perfect and sweet our Gilbert baby will be. So to all of my friends, family and especially my birthday group, get ready… I am becoming a grandma, I will be called CoCo and I will spread CoCo sparkle all over our sweet bundle of joy and I will not apologize if a little of my sparkle gets on you. You have been warned.
Speaking of grandparents names… Cowboy will be named GRUMPS. Boy Wonder, Red and Sweet Girl gave him this name a while ago and it’s totally fitting if you ask me. And I will tell you that he’s already living up to his grandpa name by trying to dull my CoCo sparkle.
COWBOY: (Speaking to me in an authoritative tone like that will make me listen) Tammy, you don’t need to go crazy buying stuff for this grandbaby, we still have a ways to go before he gets here.
ME: (Stopping to put my hands on my hips) Listen, I just have two things to say to you about that.
ME: (Channeling my inner CoCo so he knows I’m serious) For one thing- Stay in your lane and worry about your grumpy self. And two- Mind ya business!
COWBOY: Oh brother, I can tell you’re going to be out of control when it comes to baby stuff. You better pace yourself princess.
ME: Can you refer back to the second thing I mentioned and MIND YA BUSINESS!
’til next Sunday y’all- Tammy