I’m baaack! It has been a hot minute since I shared some stories with ya! But don’t you worry your pretty little heads because I’ve got plenty to make up for it.
There has been so much going on at 4G. First off let’s start with our newest addition who I will call Little Cowboy in my blog stories. We are absolutely ridiculous about this boy. Cowboy and I had NO idea how much this sweet little punkin head would change our lives and it is so much fun (minus the poop explosions). Good job Red and Boy Wonder on blessing us with this precious baby with the big eyes!
We also have some other new additions to 4G. Baby Brahman calves and they are the cutest and spunkiest little things ever! I love watching them run and kick up their feet.
Anyhoo, the other day I woke up and decided to change some things about myself. Fyi, I usually do this when Cowboy is off hunting. Did I ever tell ya about the time I decided to get my hump taken out of my nose and scheduled it when Cowboy was off chasing a deer? Well, that’s another story.
It was that time of the month… for my hair appointment. Yes, I go every four weeks. It takes complete consistency to tame this mane.
I walk in the hair salon armed with a picture of what I want.
ME: (Speaking to my hair dresser while I hold up the picture) Hey there beautician magician, can we do this?
BEAUTICIAN MAGICIAN: (Taking the picture and doing a double take) Wow, this is gorgeous but are you sure you want to change it this much?
ME: (Plopping down in her chair) Positive! It’s time to spice some things up. And, it’s just hair. If we don’t like it we can change it or I can wear my new Charlie One Horse hat every day. Either way is a win for me!
BEAUTICIAN MAGICIAN: (Chuckling as she dons me with my cape) (btw, I’ve always loved capes especially when I was pretending to be Wonder Woman) I love those hats and you always have a plan. Alrighty then! Let’s do this.
An hour and half later she turns me around to look at the mirror…
ME: It’s definitely different and I LOVE it! Thank you for working your magic:)
I hop in my car and head home to show Cowboy.
ME: Hey Cowboy, I’m home. I brought Rosa’s Mexican food for dinner and I promise I didn’t eat any tacos on my way (not that I could with this jaw rehab going on. BUT in fives months, Katy bar the buffet door because I’m a comin’).
Cowboy does a double take when he looks at me and comes to a dead stop.
COWBOY: (Pointing at my hair) What did you do?
ME: (Twisting some of my hair between my fingers) What do you mean?
COWBOY: Your hair, you changed it.
ME: I know, I thought I would get a little spicey. Do you like it?
COWBOY: Yes, it looks great and you look beautiful! It’s been a long time since I’ve been with a brunette.
ME: (Stopping and turning to look at him with my hand on my hip) Like how long? And you better get the answer right or I’m punching you in your throat.
COWBOY: (Smoke coming out of his ears as he’s calculating in his head) 37 1/2 years.
ME: Well well well, aren’t you lucky that you’re such a quick thinker?
COWBOY: Yep and it’s only taken me 35 1/2 years, I mean 37 1/2.
’till next time y’all.