Jetting off to work at the spa this morning, I realized I had forgotten to lay out meat for dinner-
ME: (Calling Cowboy) Hey Studly, you have 2 choices.
COWBOY- This never ends well for me. What am I choosing?
ME- Well, you can either pull out the smoked pork chops to thaw OR you can take me out to dinner.
COWBOY- What do I get if I do either one?
ME- What do you mean?
COWBOY- Is there a reward in it for me?
ME- I’m thinking. I’m thinking. Either one will result in a full belly.
COWBOY- Where do I find the pork chops?
ME- Pfft! I know I’m not supposed to swear, but I swear!
’til next time y’all!
𝔁𝓸, 𝓣𝓪𝓶𝓶𝔂 ❥