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I’ve Been DeWormed!

April 10, 2022 by Tammy Gilbert

I never know what Cowboy is going to throw at me.

We had both been feeling a little sickly with recurring head colds. I, of course, am always a smidge sicker than him. Why is that? He always says it’s because I need to build up my immunity and suggests that I roll around in cow manure. He says that cures everything. I think I’ll pass on that one.

I asked him to run to the store to pick up some cold medicine. Let me remind you that “running” anywhere out here on green acres takes a hot minute. It’s a good twenty to thirty minutes to the nearest store, depending on which direction you point your car.

Cowboy returns with something in his hand five minutes later.

ME: There is no way you went to the store and back in five minutes. I’m almost afraid to ask but what’s that in your hand?

COWBOY: (Sitting on the edge of the bed holding a spoon in his hand) I think I found something that will help you feel better. Here take this.

ME: (Looking at him a little unsure) What is it?

COWBOY: Just take it and it will solve all of your problems.

As I was taking the spoon from him, I thought to myself, look at him being so cute and caring. I swallowed the white paste and immediately ran to the kitchen for a paper towel. I started wiping my tongue off and quickly as I could.

Sweet Jesus y’all. That was the WORST tasting medicine I’ve ever had…in my life! It tasted like apple cider vinegar times 10. And, I’m not being dramatic like I usually am.

ME: For the love of God, Jesus and bananas! What the heck? That was disgusting. What was it?

COWBOY: Horse de-wormer. Drastic times call for drastic measures princess.

ME: I can’t believe you gave me horse de-wormer. That’s not funny! Did you take some?

COWBOY: I was going to, but now that I see it tastes that bad, I think I’ll pass.

ME: (Giving him my worst stink-eye look) Let me tell you something, if I poo out a tape worm and start gaining weight because of this, you’re gonna need to put that sucker right back inside me because I’m not having that…kapeesh?

COWBOY: That sounds disgusting. I think I’ll refuse to participate.

ME: Yeah, well, drastic times call for drastic measures.

’til next Sunday y’all- Tammy❥

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Hi there- I love sharing my crazy life about living in the middle of Pidcoke, Texas with my Cowboy.  If I'm not scraping the cow poop off of my cheetah print stilettos then you can find me blogging, decorating or helping women feel beautiful at my spa! I hope you enjoy my stories- 𝔁𝓸, 𝓣𝓪𝓶𝓶𝔂 ❥

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