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S.T.E.W. Meat

May 22, 2022 by Tammy Gilbert

We had to take a little intermission since Cowboy needed his attitude adjusted but we are b.a.c.k.!

Don’t y’all worry your sweet little heads, I’ve got plenty of funnies to share with ya and I promise not to leave one-single-thing out.

Sooo here goes-
I’m not one of those people that keeps a freezer full of meat. Unlike Cowboy’s mother, who has packages in her freezer dating back to the Reagan era (but we love her anyway) I keep my stash at a minimum. As I was perusing my meat inventory I came across a package of stew meat. Perfect, that’s one of my seven recipes and Cowboy loves my stew. Easy peasy.

Cowboy comes in from feeding the cows-

COWBOY: It sure smells good in here. What’s for dinner?

ME: Stew and it’s almost finished.

COWBOY: I would have thought it would have been done back in February when normal people eat stew.

ME: (Whipping my head around to give him the stink eye as I was taking the pot off of the burner) Well then, you certainly do not have to eat it. There’s cornflakes in the pantry.

COWBOY: Whoa, let’s calm down. I’m only kidding.

ME: Umm humm.

COWBOY: But all kidding aside, don’t you know how to make anything else with stew meat?

ME: (Walking over to the trash receptor and pulling out the package wrapper) Let me show you something. ( I then channel my inner Vanna White and point to the words on the package) See this? It says STEW meat. Meat for STEW. Why in the world would I use it for anything other than stew. I’m a rule follower not a rule breaker.

COWBOY: Okay Vanna, I can tell you’re a little sensitive about this. So let’s just sit down and eat your delicious stew which should have been eaten back in February.

I can tell right now that Cowboy needs to be taught a lesson. So I did the only thing that I could do-
I served him his stew.

COWBOY: Tammy, why is there only one spoonful of stew in my bowl?

ME: (Acting innocent) Humm? Oh, maybe the rest was eaten back in February.

’til next Sunday y’all- Tammyβ₯

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Hi there- I love sharing my crazy life about living in the middle of Pidcoke, Texas with my Cowboy.Β  If I'm not scraping the cow poop off of my cheetah print stilettos then you can find me blogging, decorating or helping women feel beautiful at my spa! I hope you enjoy my stories- 𝔁𝓸, 𝓣π“ͺ𝓢𝓢𝔂 β₯

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