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by Tammy Gilbert - Story Teller & Published Author, Decorator & Aesthetician

The Compromise

January 7, 2018 by Tammy Gilbert

I love watching Fox News.  I love tuning in to a news program and listening to grown adults yell and talk over each other to get their point across….said no SANE female EVER!

Folks…this is just me talking to you-

 I do not understand the mentality of my cowboy when he watches these news programs for hours…..AND HOURS.  Don’t misunderstand me, I think news is important.  How else will we know what tweet just came across the twitter universe AND we definitely need to be kept upbreast of which Kardashian just posted a naked picture of themselves (abreast, get it?) lol.  I’m so funny!

Can we please watch these news broadcasts in MODERATION?!  Because if I walk into my house ONE MORE TIME and Cowboy is sittin in Lolita’s lap (yes siree, I named his recliner, she’s a cowboy stealing hooker) and he’s watching another god-forsaken yelling news program, I will be forced to punch this wrangler wearing cowboy right in the throat!

This is no joke people! I am DONE.  Once I get home from work, Cowboy and I are going to have a come to Jesus meeting.

ME:  Listen up dude, I cannot listen to another news program.  It’s driving me crazy! I may have to kill you if  I’m asked to watch another one.

COWBOY:  I feel the same way about your dancin shows, your singin shows AND the Hallmark movie marathon you partake in.

ME:  Well… let’s just compromise then.  I’ll watch anything, just not another screaming match!

COWBOY:  Ok, then, I’ll find a show for us that’s not news related and definitely not one of yours.  Deal?

ME:  Deal.

Next evening-

ME:  What are we watching tonight?

COWBOY: (chuckling) Bonanza.

ME:  What’s Bonanza?

COWBOY:  It’s a western that we can watch (chuckling even harder) 6:00 pm AND 7:00 pm.

ME:  Okay Mr. Wrangler man.  I can do that!  What day are we watching this western?

COWBOY: (again with the chuckling)  Monday thru Thursday.

Oh Lord.

‘Til next Sunday ya’ll- Tammy

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Hi there- I love sharing my crazy life about living in the middle of Pidcoke, Texas with my Cowboy.  If I'm not scraping the cow poop off of my cheetah print stilettos then you can find me blogging, decorating or helping women feel beautiful at my spa! I hope you enjoy my stories- 𝔁𝓸, 𝓣𝓪𝓶𝓶𝔂 ❥

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