I love watching Fox News. I love tuning in to a news program and listening to grown adults yell and talk over each other to get their point across….said no SANE female EVER!
Folks…this is just me talking to you-
I do not understand the mentality of my cowboy when he watches these news programs for hours…..AND HOURS. Don’t misunderstand me, I think news is important. How else will we know what tweet just came across the twitter universe AND we definitely need to be kept upbreast of which Kardashian just posted a naked picture of themselves (abreast, get it?) lol. I’m so funny!
Can we please watch these news broadcasts in MODERATION?! Because if I walk into my house ONE MORE TIME and Cowboy is sittin in Lolita’s lap (yes siree, I named his recliner, she’s a cowboy stealing hooker) and he’s watching another god-forsaken yelling news program, I will be forced to punch this wrangler wearing cowboy right in the throat!
This is no joke people! I am DONE. Once I get home from work, Cowboy and I are going to have a come to Jesus meeting.
ME: Listen up dude, I cannot listen to another news program. It’s driving me crazy! I may have to kill you if I’m asked to watch another one.
COWBOY: I feel the same way about your dancin shows, your singin shows AND the Hallmark movie marathon you partake in.
ME: Well… let’s just compromise then. I’ll watch anything, just not another screaming match!
COWBOY: Ok, then, I’ll find a show for us that’s not news related and definitely not one of yours. Deal?
ME: What are we watching tonight?
COWBOY: (chuckling) Bonanza.
ME: What’s Bonanza?
COWBOY: It’s a western that we can watch (chuckling even harder) 6:00 pm AND 7:00 pm.
ME: Okay Mr. Wrangler man. I can do that! What day are we watching this western?
COWBOY: (again with the chuckling) Monday thru Thursday.
‘Til next Sunday ya’ll- Tammy