I say to my cowboy who is looking really good in his wranglers: “I think I misunderstood you”, he says “No you heard me right, but keep an open mind.” Oh here we go again I thought! You have got to be kidding me! You expect me to live out here in the middle of nowhere? I begin to list all of my concerns
Me: It’s too far from town.
Cowboy: It’s not as far as you think and you’ll get used to the drive.
Me: We had to open 3 gates just to get in here!
Cowboy: I’ll build cattle guards so you won’t have to.
Me: The farmhouse only has 1 bedroom and 1 bath, I’m all about being cozy with you cowboy, but even that’s a little much for me!
Cowboy: We’ll remodel it the way you want, add bedrooms for the kids and a master suite.
Me: There’s not even a fence or a gate!
Cowboy: I can fix all of that, don’t worry ( as I walk into the living room he realizes Im looking for something). What are you looking for?
Me: The doorbell to see if it works, something about this reminds me of GREEN ACRES so I’ll order the Green Acres theme song and it’ll play whenever someone presses it.
Cowboy: We don’t have one and does that mean we can move out here?
Me: You’re asking me now!! What do you mean we don’t have a doorbell, where did it go?
Cowboy: Tammy, you’re in the middle of 100 acres, we don’t need one.
ME: What if someone tries to kidnap me?
Cowboy: If that happens I promise they’ll bring you back once they realize how expensive you can be. (He laughs)
Me: Not funny!!! I’m going back to live with my mom and dad!
Cowboy: I don’t think so, after we got married your dad said no take backs.
’til next Sunday y’all- Tammy