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by Tammy Gilbert - Story Teller & Published Author, Decorator & Aesthetician

Eight Squares

March 15, 2020 by Tammy Gilbert

I’m gonna make this short and sweet for y’all this Sunday.

Cowboy comes home and sees me counting out squares of Charmin toilet paper (only the best for our bums)-

ME: Oh hi, you’re home.

COWBOY: What on earth are you doing?

ME: Well… apparently the wackadoos have gone bat-poop crazy with this virus thing and they have bought every last roll of toilet paper in the grocery stores including the cheap kind.

COWBOY: Even the cheap stuff?

ME: Yep…even the cheap stuff.

COWBOY: What are you doing?

ME: I’m rationing our toilet paper, what does it look like?

COWBOY: Why?

ME: I just told you why.

COWBOY: We each have a pile?

ME: Yes, you get eight squares and I get four.

COWBOY: Why do I get more?

Okay people, let’s hit the pause button for uno momento… do I really need to answer that question?

ME: (Looking Cowboy directly in the eye, trying to not pee on myself from laughing ) Because you’re full of ….

a whole lotta of love.

… I crack myself up!

’til next Sunday y’all- 𝔁𝓸, 𝓣π“ͺ𝓢𝓢𝔂 β₯

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Hi there- I love sharing my crazy life about living in the middle of Pidcoke, Texas with my Cowboy.Β  If I'm not scraping the cow poop off of my cheetah print stilettos then you can find me blogging, decorating or helping women feel beautiful at my spa! I hope you enjoy my stories- 𝔁𝓸, 𝓣π“ͺ𝓢𝓢𝔂 β₯

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