Living in Pidcoke has taught me there’s no such thing as a “quick trip” to town. Mainly because we travel on a dirt road and several paved ones to get to the nearest store.  Then there’s our cows, lots of them; big ones and cute little baby ones.  You see, cows do not get off the road just because you’re in a hurry to get to town.  Cows are not concerned with our need to pick up milk, bread or perhaps, even a a new pair of cheetah print shoes or even a bag of M&M’s…yum!

Cows do one of four things; eat, sleep, moo and poop!  So, as I’m driving down our dirt road kicking up dust,  weaving through the herd of cattle and their cow poop, I’m reminded of a conversation I had with a car wash attendant.  He said to me, “You really have a lot of mud on not only your tires but your entire car!”  I said to him,  “Oh, that’s not mud, that’s cow poop!”  He politely replied, “You might need to do a double wash.  Perhaps you might think about getting our unlimited wash package.  You might even want to buy a truck.”  I thought to myself, “Ha!Ha!  Can you just picture that…me in a truck!  Funny!

’til next Sunday y’all- Tammy