I want you all to get a picture of this- Boy Wonder (circa 1996) wearing a cowboy hat, shorts and the smallest of brown cowboy boots riding his little green John Deere Tractor.  We sure start them young at liking the best of the best in toys. (You're welcome Mr. John Deere) Boy Wonder started imitating Cowboy as soon as he left my womb.  So when his sweet little blue-eyed, dimpled cheeked ... Read the Post

Which one of you people out there jump up and down with excitement when you've been on a telephone hold for umpteen minutes and your call gets answered by Dave from India?  Humm...anyone? Dave from India... and my hair color is real...pfft! Ok Mr. Dave from India how about you get on the same page as me?  I'm gonna need you to stop telling me that you understand my predicament and F.I.X.  ... Read the Post

Oh Cowboy... you are so cute in your wranglers with your FLIP phone in your pocket.  Wait what?!  A flip phone?? Yep...you folks heard it here first.  Cowboy still uses a flip phone.  And he is pretty darn proud of it!  That same phone that was trademarked back in 1970 and was released in the 80's.  And that's about how long I've been making fun of him for carrying one.  Ok not really since I was ... Read the Post