I have a question for ya-
WHY ON EARTH would anyone want to go coyote calling???
I know I’m a rookie hunter but calling attention to yourself to attract a coyote sounds like a horrible idea! More like a disaster waiting to happen. Why?? Why would anyone want to do this?? And who would invent such a thing? Whoever HE is, is one brick shy of a load! I say HE because women have better things to do. Like eating popcorn and M&Ms while watching Hallmark movies…all day. Which, by the way, is one of my favorite pastimes.
When our boy wonder was younger, Cowboy decided that for his 8th birthday he needed a coyote call.
Hold on… let me wrap my head around this one.
ME: You want to give our son, who is only 8 years old a device that will encourage coyotes to come his way?
COWBOY: Yes, he’ll get a kick out of it.
ME: Umm… Listen up dude, I realize that you look really good in those wranglers right now, but this is NOT your best idea. When I think of all the animals out there in the wild, coyotes are not what I would choose for a playmate for our child.
COWBOY: How about we all go coyote calling? We can make it a family thing.
Ok folks… I’m really trying here. I know that I should be happy with this whole “family outing” thing…but coyote calling? Really??
ME: I can’t wait to tell your daughter that our next family outing will include calling for coyotes!
COWBOY: (Chuckling) I already did, she’s pretty excited! And you’ll be proud to know that her first question was “What do I wear for this”?
ME: Alrighty then, let’s do this!
‘Til next Sunday ya’ll- Tammy