Here’s another short conversation between Cowboy & I-
Sometimes in life you need someone to tell you things in black and white. No holds barred. Just the complete, honest truth. In my life that person is Cowboy. He keeps it “real” and there is no better person for the job. He does not mince words, he dishes it out to ya without all of the sugar. However, his timing stinks!
For example- One morning I had just gotten out of the shower and was giving myself a quick lookover in the mirror. This is usually when I check for sun spots, freckles or anything “new & suspicious” that happens to appear on my body…like maybe a pound or two from the dessert I ate days before. The same dessert that has become a homesteader on my hips. Speaking of desserts, have you tried Moolinium Crunch from Blue Bell? It should be under lock and key! I could eat the entire tub while thinking of ways to annoy my cowboy! It is so good it’ll make ya want to slap your momma!
ME: (talking to myself because I thought I was alone) What is that? When did I get a fat pocket there?
COWBOY: (walking past me as he is coming into the bathroom) You’ve had that for a while.
ME: Wait, what?
’til next Sunday y’all-Tammy