• Home
  • Our Story
  • A Cowboy and Me Blog
    • Facebook
    • Instagram

A Cowboy and Me

by Tammy Gilbert - Story Teller & Published Author, Decorator & Aesthetician

Don’t You Dare Ask Me That!

April 28, 2019 by Tammy Gilbert

There is one question that is now forbidden out on 4G-

Have you taken your medicine?

What the heck kind of question is that?? And if you dare to ask it again, I will advise you that for your safety…Do NOT even go there!

There is nothing in my house that will get a cheetah print shoe chunked at your head faster than that dreadful question!

WARNING: One should think twice about asking a menopausal woman if she has taken her meds because we can turn lethal in the blink of an eye.

As I reflect on the previous years, I take great pride in knowing that no harm came to my children, my husband or people in general, during my weak moments. I have also reflected on those times when I was mid-chunk, but somehow had the strength to stop myself…you’re welcome. However, listen to my words very carefully… we all have our limits.

Here’s a short conversation of how NOT to approach me on certain days…

Two weeks ago…

After working with the cows all day Cowboy comes in, puts his cowboy hat on the hat stand and walks towards me into the kitchen-

COWBOY: I’m glad I’m finally finished for the day. I’m starving! Is dinner almost ready?

ME: (I whip my head around and stare him down) I’m going as fast as I can!

COWBOY: (Backing up) Are you having a bad day or did you forget your medi…

I turn to him in the middle of the last word coming out of his mouth and I say-

ME: Choose your words wisely cowboy and you might not wake up tomorrow with bruises on your head from me hitting it with a broom!

COWBOY: (Putting his hat back on as he’s walking backwards out of the door) I think I forgot to do something, I’ll be back later.

ME: (standing with my arms crossed) umm humm…that’s what I thought!

So let me clarify…

I’m not afraid of being a prescription carrying member of the hormone tribe. And, I am definitely not afraid to admit there are times when taking those pills of gold are an absolute NECESSITY to keep me from killing ignorant people, Cowboy included.

To all of my fellow hormonal sisters out there… I stand united with you in our fight to keep our family members alive and our hormones on level.

‘Til next Sunday y’all,

xo Tammy

Filed Under: A Cowboy and Me Blog, Blog

the PAST
the FUTURE

About Tammy

Hi there- I love sharing my crazy life about living in the middle of Pidcoke, Texas with my Cowboy.Β  If I'm not scraping the cow poop off of my cheetah print stilettos then you can find me blogging, decorating or helping women feel beautiful at my spa! I hope you enjoy my stories- 𝔁𝓸, 𝓣π“ͺ𝓢𝓢𝔂 β₯

Recent Posts

  • The Poop Explosion
  • A Day in the Life with Cowboy
  • I Question Him In Threes
  • The (not so normal) Easter Bunny (repost)
  • Wacky Tobacky
  • His Lethal Weapon
  • “They” is plural
  • Mind Ya Business
  • Our Sharing Family
  • Go away

Archives

tammydalynn

π•Šπ•₯𝕠𝕣π•ͺ π•₯𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣/𝔻𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕒π•₯𝕠𝕣/π•Šπ•‘π•’ π•†π•¨π•Ÿπ•–π•£πŸ’‹
Texas girlβ˜€οΈPassion: Inspiring others thru style & beautyπŸ’„In πŸ’œwith my Cowboy🧑 Medical Aesthetician🌷

π’―π’Άπ“‚π“‚π“Ž π’Ÿπ’Άπ“π“Žπ“ƒπ“ƒ
New fall flowers & candle for our ladies dressing New fall flowers & candle for our ladies dressing roomπŸ‚πŸ
Shop our look 21main!
#fallvibes2023
These boys & their dove huntingπŸ’™πŸ’™ These boys & their dove huntingπŸ’™πŸ’™
Learn to CONTOUR at ANY age🌺

π‘ͺπ’π’π’•π’π’–π’“π’Šπ’π’ˆ π‘©π’†π’π’†π’‡π’Šπ’•π’”
- π‘―π’Šπ’…π’† π’Šπ’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’‡π’†π’„π’•π’Šπ’π’π’” 
 (𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 π’„π’‰π’Šπ’, π’”π’‚π’ˆπ’ˆπ’š π’‹π’π’˜π’†π’π’”, π’…π’‚π’“π’Œ π’„π’Šπ’“π’„π’π’†π’”)
- 𝑬𝒏𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 & π‘«π’†π’‡π’Šπ’π’† π’šπ’π’–π’“ 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆
- π‘³π’π’π’Œ 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅 & π’Žπ’π’“π’† π’—π’Šπ’ƒπ’“π’‚π’π’•

πŸ“ž RSVP 254-293-6600
Happy 6 months to our little cowboyπŸ’™ 🀠 Happy 6 months to our little cowboyπŸ’™ 🀠
Load More Follow on Instagram

The Links

  • Blog

Social Media

  • Facebook
  • Instagram

Copyright © 2023 · A Cowboy and Me· Hello You Designs

Copyright © 2023 Β· Sweets Peachy LE on Genesis Framework Β· WordPress Β· Log in