Don’t ya just love watching a good movie? It’s one of me and Cowboy’s favorite ways to bond. His idea of the perfect date night would be to throw something on the grill, get his belly full, and attempt to watch a movie with me on Netflix. He usually lasts about five whole minutes in Lolita’s arms (his recliner) and then it’s lights out for Cowboy. A nice wife would pause the movie once her husband has fallen asleep. Nope, not me. I just keep on a watching it. Besides, it serves him right. He should try harder to stay awake and spend time with me.
Let’s talk about my idea of a perfect date night. It would involve Cowboy planning a romantic dinner, preferable at a nice restaurant where the dress code doesn’t include sweatpants. What is it about people wearing sweatpants or pajama bottoms out in public anyway? Sweet Jesus, have these people not been taught the do’s and don’ts of dressing for the public?! If I see one more person grocery shopping in their slippers and pj’s, I’m going to ninja kick them and their “lack of” dress attire right out of the grocery store. And then I’ll probably be arrested.
Anyhoo, my perfect date would start with a romantic dinner and end with a slow dance. FYI, I love to dance. Especially to Puerto Rican, Brazilian or Reggae music. It doesn’t matter where I am, if I hear a beat, my feet start moving. When Boy Wonder and Sweet Girl were younger, I’m pretty sure I was a little embarrassing to be around because of my love for dancing. As a matter of fact, there were many times that I saw them face plant into their palms. What is that all about?
Cowboy and I have different ideas of what the perfect movie is. He likes westerns (you already know how I feel about those) and I like rom-com’s (the Hallmark channel is my favorite). So we settle for action movies. Lol. The one thing that I’ve noticed about any type of movie is that they all have a little bit of romance in them.
Let’s talk about that romance for a hot minute…
First of all, no one, not ONE person wakes up from a night’s sleep with perfect hair and lip gloss on. I’m pretty sure that the only way your coiffe stays perfectly styled would be if you slipped into a sleep coma the moment your head hit the pillow.
Secondly, who kisses their sleep partner first thing in the morning before they’ve brushed and flossed your teeth? I love my Cowboy to death BUT their will be no “morning mouth kisses” before either of us brush our teeth. It doesn’t matter how good he looks in his Wranglers…
It ain’t happening.
’til next Sunday y’all- Tammy
