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by Tammy Gilbert - Story Teller & Published Author, Decorator & Aesthetician

Nope, I Can’t Do It!

September 14, 2019 by Tammy Gilbert

I’ve never in my life seen a man get so cut up! Especially on his hands. Cowboy is constantly getting skin ripped off of one hand or the other. He’s such a manly man…looking cute in his Wranglers, doing all kinds of manly work (sigh).

You would think that in my line of work a little skin hanging off of a hand wouldn’t bother me. But….it totally wigs me out!

Here’s a short conversation between us. Now that I think about it, every conversation with Cowboy is short. What is that all about?

COWBOY: (Hollering from the carport door) Tammy!

ME: Whatever it is, I didn’t do it!

COWBOY: (Chuckling) A little help would be appreciated.

ME: (Walking from our bedroom) Help you with what? Why is there a trail of blood? OMG, what happened?

COWBOY: I nicked myself and I need you to cut the skin off.

ME: (Looking at his hand) Umm…. nope. That’s not a nick. That’s skin that has been partially ripped off. Nope… can’t do it. I’m not that person. I’m about to throw up in my mouth.

COWBOY: Don’t you pop pimples for a living? It’s just a little skin!

ME: Let’s keep my pimple popping out of this. I have an idea…let’s super glue it.

COWBOY: Just cut the skin off and let’s be done with it.

ME: You’re bleeding all over the place. I can’t even see where to cut it. Does it hurt?

COWBOY: I’ve had worse cuts on my eyeball.

ME: Sweet Jesus.

’til next Sunday y’all- xo Tammy

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Hi there- I love sharing my crazy life about living in the middle of Pidcoke, Texas with my Cowboy.  If I'm not scraping the cow poop off of my cheetah print stilettos then you can find me blogging, decorating or helping women feel beautiful at my spa! I hope you enjoy my stories- 𝔁𝓸, 𝓣𝓪𝓶𝓶𝔂 ❥

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