COWBOY: (Walking into the bathroom and stopping suddenly)Whatβs that thing on your head?
ME: (Touching my head) Itβs called a scarf and Iβm trying to make it look like this magazine picture.
COWBOY: (Looking at the picture and then at my head) Ummβ¦ it doesnβt. Why would you want to wear that anyway?
ME: Because itβs cute & it matches my outfit.
COWBOY: (Looking at me as if Iβm a weirdo). Maybe it would look better if you bought one in an X-Large. I don’t think your hair will fit in the one you have on your head.
ME: For the love of God, Jesus and bananas, just go away, leave me alone and let me experiment.
COWBOY: (Throwing his hands up) Well then donβt ask me how it looks once you figure it out.
ME: Why?
COWBOY: Because it looks dumb. Youβre pretty, but that scarf thingy looks dumb.
ME: Well you’re dumb!!
Cowboy,
Here’s to another year of me making fun of you.
Here’s to another year of you rescuing me from my ideas (and the roof).
Here’s to another year of us making crazy memories.
Here’s to another year of me staring at your wranglers.
But, most of all, here’s to another year of you being my Cowboyπ
xo, Tammyπ
