I’m gonna share something with ya but you need to put your judging ears aside. And, I know I’m not the only wife that thinks this.
Okay, here goes…
I kind of get excited when Cowboy goes huntin’. Out of town. For a couple of days. There I said it.
Y’all know how much love I have for my Cowboy. I love him almost as much as I love Sweet Girl and Boy Wonder and maybe my cheetah print stilettos. Just kidding. Cowboy if you’re reading this…I love you and your Wranglers long time. Long, long time (insert heart emoji here).
However, doing what I want to do, when I want to do it….sounds like heaven. I’m in!
Massages, movies, M&M’s and bookstores, those are the things I spoil myself with. I have a picture of what Heaven will be like for me…
At this particular moment, up in heaven, I envision myself in a bookstore surrounded by all of my loved ones. Family, friends, friends of friends, furr babies and a plethora of M&M’s (because those delicious round pieces of chocolate are like family as well). There are butterflies and hydrangeas (my favorite flower) everywhere and we are all wearing cheetah print (after all, this is my dream).
Yep, I could peruse those book aisles for hours. You can find me in the Cookbook, Food & Wine section and the Cosmetics, Beauty & Grooming aisle (duh). I know what those of you that know me are thinking…
Tammy? On the Cookbook aisle? Yes a girl can dream and yes I know it’s hilarious because I can only cook seven things. But cookbooks are beautiful in print. It’s amazing how perfect their food looks compared to my food. Oh well.
But, seriously y’all, if you come for an eighth visit and stay for dinner, you’re gonna get a repeat. That’s just how it’s gonna be at 4G (I totally just made that rhyme up). Heehee.
A month or so ago, Cowboy had gone huntin’. Woohoo! Time for some “me time”!
He always calls me once he’s made it to the hunting ranch…
COWBOY: Just wanted to call to let you know I’m about to turn onto the dirt road.
COWBOY: Where are you?
ME: I just finished my massage and now I’m at Barnes & Noble.
COWBOY: Oh boy. What’s in your basket?
Basket…pfft. Has this dude ever been in a bookstore?
ME: For your information they don’t have baskets at Barnes & Noble.
COWBOY: Well then, what’s in your hands? I know you’re not gonna walk out of there empty handed.
ME: Why what?
COWBOY: (Chuckling) Why are you buying something you’ll never use?
ME: Blah blah blah. Aren’t you the funny one?
’til next Sunday y’all- 𝔁𝓸, 𝓣𝓪𝓶𝓶𝔂 ❥